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Μια νέα εταιρία αναδύεται και ταράζει τα λιμνάζοντα νερά του ultra hi end..


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V.A.C.U.U.M.
(Volos Αudacious Cable Ultra Ultimate Manufacturers)

After decades of scientific research and in vitro testing we are finally ready to launch the ultimate cables humanity ever made.
The reason for that is we have found the proper material for these products.
We call it ''Copper Youth In Any Solution'' aka C.O.Y.I.A.S.
It seems that all the time it was under our own nose but we had to test every other material known to humanity so as to re ensure that current will be treated with extra care and sensitivity so as not to create emotional stress to electrons,the fundamental value of signal traveling through your precious machines.
Further research has proven that the special heating blankets we use after the cryogenic procedure give an analog warmth to the signal offering the ultimate boost in sonic nirvana.
For those who are fans of technical values right under is provided a link with the source and details of the specific copper:

C.O.Y.I.A.S.

Prices and length upon request due to the expensiveness of the material.
Limited production for the same reason.



The following projects will be :
i)The 0.5 watt power amplifier C.O.S.T.A.S. E.A.R(Constantly Overheating Special Triode Amplification Solution Excelsioring All Rythm).
ii)The matching preamplifier V.L.A.S.I.S.(Valve Lover Solution In System)
iii)Cd player Λ.Σ.(Ιt is named after new conversion technology Linear Symmetry-initials in Greek-the answer to Delta Sigma conversion)
iv)Dac Converter Ch.S.C.A.L(Charismatic Super Conversion After Linearity)
v)Vinul player Kou-Fou(Acronym stands for nothing but rhymes well)
vi)Louspeaker A.L.EX. Z.(Artificial Linearity EXceeding Zone)

Prices and availability T.B.A. when all materials will be found.


So wait no further and as our marketing manager JargonGr says:
Buy the donkey today and we will upgrade it to a unicorn tomorrow!

The Founder and President

Rat Rascal
 


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μόνο Ultra Ultimate? εε... δε μπορώ να συμβιβαστώ...

λυπάμαι κωστή μου...




























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Ο γνωστός JM εκ του john markou, joint venture micro-macro analysis , = joma, =jm , που είναι ? δεν λαμβάνει μέρος στο project?:204::626::616:
 

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Dear John,

After taking into account your unique talent you will be offered the spokesman position to the presentation conference.
Reason for this is that we have exceeded our budget and no PA system will be available at the time of the keynote.

Thank you in advance

Rat Rascal
 


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Λοιπον ....οφειλω να ομολογησω οτι..........ΤΑ ΕΧΕΤΕ ΠΑΙΞΕΙ ΤΕΛΕΙΩΣ!!!!!!!!!!

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Καταπληκτικός ο gstriftos!!! :142:

Για νά 'μαι ειλικρινής, θα περιμένω το ULTRA ULTIMATE SIGNATURE LIMITED EDITION... :135:
 


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Dear John,

After taking into account your unique talent you will be offered the spokesman position to the presentation conference.
Reason for this is that we have exceeded our budget and no PA system will be available at the time of the keynote.

Thank you in advance

Rat Rascal
Μυρίζομαι δάκτυλο αρβανίκου και abcd, γιατί άραγε?
 

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Μυρίζομαι δάκτυλο αρβανίκου και abcd, γιατί άραγε?
Με προσβάλεις κατάφορα..
Υποννοείς ότι χρειάζεται να με υποκινήσουν για να αναγνωρίσω τις ικανότητες σου και να τις προβάλω;:116:
Ποτέ!
 





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