W.I.F.E.

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Three Americans and a lady, sitting at the bar, talking about their professions:

The first guy says:
"I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says:
"I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says:
"I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

Then, they turn to the woman and ask her:
"What are you?"

And she replies:
"I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."