Σπύρος Μπλάτσιος
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Για μένα οι αδερφοί Marx έχουν μαζί με τους Monty Pythons το πιο ανατρεπτικό χιούμορ. Απλά οι αδερφοί Marx τόλμησαν κάτι τέτοιο μερικές δεκαετίες πριν από τους Monty Pythons...
Και φυσικά η "ψυχή" των αδερφών Marx είναι ο τρομερός Groucho Marx.
Μερικές από τις ατάκες του (δεν σηκώνουν μετάφραση):
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Room service? Send up a larger room.
- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
- He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool
you. He really is an idiot.
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
- Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
- You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
- You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to
get rid of it.
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
- Why, I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
- One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas
I'll never know.
- I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody
turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably
more than she ever did.
- Women should be obscene and not heard.
- After his introduction on a music/variety show, Groucho and the host both
sat down at center stage. Host: "I'm a big fan of yours, Groucho." Groucho:
"If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan."
- Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
- Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of
you than you do!
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce
and so will my wife.
- I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment
when you came long.
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too
dark to read.
- Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
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