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[oldy]

Νονοι, μην ξεχασετε την λαμπαδα

 

[BobbyO_70]

 

[sportteo]

έτσι μου έρχεται να πάω στην ανάσταση με μια τέτοια αλλά φοβάμαι μη μου σβήσει από τα σάλια!

 

[BobbyO_70]

 

[BobbyO_70]

 

[BobbyO_70]

Εξυπνος ο μπόμπιρας..!

 

[Σταύρος Λαγκαδιανός]

 

[PMC]

Πολύ γέλιο

 

[BobbyO_70]

 

[Zizik]

 

[BobbyO_70]

Μακριά από το συγκεκριμένο λιβάδι..
Κίνδυνος θάνατος..!

 

[BobbyO_70]

Γιατρέ μου τι να κάνω..?

Spoiler

 

[BobbyO_70]

 

[BobbyO_70]

Αυτό θα πεί λατρεία στο μωρό..
Ποιό μωρό?

Spoiler: Ενα είναι το μωρό..!

 

[rose.athens]

 

[rose.athens]

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 

[BobbyO_70]

 

[sportteo]

πέντε λεπτά γελάω και 3 βήχω να μου βγει το lipton ice tea από το λαρύγγι μπας και δεν πνιγώ!
Είστε άπαιχτοι ! Τρελάρες λέμε.

 

[BobbyO_70]

πέντε λεπτά γελάω και 3 βήχω να μου βγει το lipton ice tea από το λαρύγγι μπας και δεν πνιγώ!
Είστε άπαιχτοι ! Τρελάρες λέμε.

Και προπαντός αμετανόητα αδιόρθωτοι!!

 

[stathis]